I need to come clean about something.
Guys, I really LOVE hummus. You know that tahini/garbanzo beans/garlic mash that you put on pita bread or toast or chips or eat out of the container? I love it. I love it more than reason.
Now I need to tell you something else.
Are you ready for this?
I also really LOVE guacamole. You know that avocado/tomato/garlic/onion mash that you put on chips or burritos or tacos or salad or eat out of the container? I love it. I love it as much as I love hummus.
So, I really like these two condiments. That’s okay. I’d never put guac on my falafel, and I’d never put hummus on my burritos. So far, so good, right?
Right, we’re all good. We’re all fine. I can eat one sometimes and the other at other times. It’s all good.
Until a BuzzFeed article asked me to pick between the two.
Seriously, I had to pick my preference.
I DON’T HAVE A PREFERENCE. I WANT THEM BOTH. ALL THE TIME.
Just not together.
Don’t make me choose. I love them both.
They are both smooth and delicious and garlicky and beautiful. Parents shouldn’t have favorite children. And I can’t have favorite condiments.